A Cheaters guide to getting away with it

written by - hartfordprincess69

1. First rule - Discression. Be careful exactly who you share that you are having an affair with. You may want to discuss it with your friends, I wouldn't. You never know who is out to get your man, or who just wants to create a rift between the two of you. Keep it to yourself. If you feel the need to chat about it, make some online pen pals that live FAR FAR Away :)

2. This one is a biggie. Do not make a sudden change in the underwear you purchase. This is one of the biggest tip offs that people get caught on. It is being talked about on talk shows, and reality shows, all the time. If you one day just start wearing frilly undies, or crotchless panties, or some other stuff, your man is going to know something is up. I don't care how stupid he is, he is going to know.

3. For the love of god, change your damn panties as well. Your pussy juices can have an odor that lets people know you have been excited. When you get home, take a shower, wash off, and change into a fresh pair.

4. Do not, I repeat, Do not give out your phone number. Some guys tend to "fall" for you even though you made it quite clear that you were only in it for the sex. You don't want any unsuspected visitors popping up, or calling your house, when your husband is at home. Be strict with this!

5. You yourself, don't fall in love. Keep it about sex, you don't want to ruin your marriage, you are just looking for a little fun on the side, right? :)

6. Forward all of your home landline calls to your cell phone. That way if your husband tries to call you, you don't have to try to make excuses as to why you were out of the house. Aren't I brilliant?

7. Don't keep any numbers in the house, or in your cell phone. Jealous husbands will snoop around. Find somewhere you can keep things private, or password protect your cell. Better yet, make up female names and put them on the number, but leave the initials the same, so you know who it is.

8. Don't meet up in your own hometown. Even if you both live on the same block, hook up at a motel 20-30 miles away. A bit of a drive is a small price to pay to keep nosy neighbors from starting up gossip around town that could get back to your husband.

I have a few more, but will save that for another article, on another day. Keep safe out there, and keep on keeping on you cheating housewife sluts! ;)